New Holes Appear, This Time in the Girl's Locker Room

Weeks after the infamous holes were made in the boy’s locker room, holes have reappeared in the girl’s locker room. This comes right after male athletes were prohibited from using their locker room for two weeks during the spring season. Harsh punishment was promised to the boys after the discovery of the holes in early February, but nobody has any idea of how to properly address this new situation. “There is a whole lot to be upset about with this upsetting discovery,” stated the Athletic Department. “There only needs to be one holy space on campus.” There are no leads of as of yet, but there are plenty of holes in the investigation. Stay tuned from the Highlander Herald.

*This was done as part of our April Fool's segment last year*